2008 Stupid Christmas Present — honorable mentions

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  • Mimi 11.21.2008

    Are you say­ing with our lint traps, we could make 15,000 a pop?

  • Grace

    Easy money!

    I didn’t even men­tion that $15,000 is the low end of the line of moon dust watches. They sell for up to $500,000. But I didn’t want to say that, because when I con­tem­plate some­body pay­ing over three times what I paid for my house in order to get a watch with dirt in it, my head explodes.

  • Mimi

    Ok, so you and I, gather our lint, split the pro­ceeds, retire to a big par­cel of land within walk­ing dis­tance of a monas­tary. Su-wheet! :)

  • Grace

    Oh, be still my heart.

    Okay, I won­der how many Ortho­dox have a deep, secret long­ing to retire to a par­cel of land within walk­ing dis­tance of a monastery. I thought it was just me. Bunches of left­over prayers, but you still get to sleep in. Best of both worlds.

  • Mimi

    Clearly, it is more than just you and me :) Amen on the plusses and minuses.

    My hus­band might not be so keen on the plan, though.

  • Word­mama

    You know, you may need to get me those Sponge Bob eye­ball speak­ers. Oh, wait, I don’t have an iPod, do I? Never mind, then.

  • Grace

    Well, that would make it even a lit­tle MORE weird. Which — when you’re talk­ing about car­toon char­ac­ter eye­ball speak­ers — is really an accomplishment.

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