Off-topic and crass (but necessary) public service announcement

• Hav­ing deleted the SAME spam from the SAME par­ties over and over and over, I would like to make an announce­ment on behalf of all nor­mal people:

  ATTENTION: All guys who are in the mar­ket to be “enhanced” and “enlarged” – would you please stop dawdling and get on with tak­ing these pills (all-natural or all-unnatural) or hav­ing this pro­ce­dure (inex­pen­sively or expen­sively), so the rest of us can open our email with­out hav­ing these des­per­ate pleas to “please your girl­friend!!!” in our inbox? Per­son­ally, as a cer­ti­fied girl, I can opine with some author­ity that this actu­ally won’t please your girl­friend — or per­haps I can pre­sume to say that if your girl­friend is this shal­low, you should dump her — but if it would please YOU then by all means, go and be that guy. And when you’ve ordered the sup­ple­ment or had the pro­ce­dure, make sure to tell the mer­chants of these invalu­able aids to your qual­ity of life that they have now reached the entire audi­ence on the planet who would ever do such a weird thing, so they can stop pol­lut­ing the inter­net with this crap.

  Thank you.

  
  

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• Mimi 03.18.2011
  

  I’ve often thought the very same things

• s-p
  

  LOL! Is that spam in your pocket.… ROTFL!

• Grace
  

  As I thought, I’m kind of embar­rassed that I posted this, but for some rea­son, my email is back to get­ting a cou­ple of these a day, not to men­tion all the ones that get fil­tered out of email and the blog. For heaven’s sake! As if I needed proof of just how messed up human­ity has become.

• DebD
  

  LOL. Usu­ally the spam that comes into blog inbox is in a dif­fer­ent language.

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