Love the planet, hate the people

  • 4thst_bottom.jpgI haven’t had any­thing to add to this Chicken Lit­tle cat­e­gory in a while, but Newseek brought it on them­selves by invok­ing the apoc­a­lypse to begin this arti­cle titled “After we’re gone: If peo­ple were evac­u­ated, the earth would flourish”:

    The Sec­ond Com­ing may be the most widely antic­i­pated apoc­a­lypse ever, but it’s far from the only ver­sion of the end times. Envi­ron­men­tal­ists have their own eschatology—a vision of a world not con­sumed by holy fire but returned to eco­log­i­cal bal­ance by the removal of the most dis­rup­tive species in his­tory. That, of course, would be us, the 6 bil­lion furi­ously metab­o­liz­ing and repro­duc­ing human beings pol­lut­ing its sur­face. There’s even a group try­ing to bring it about, the Vol­un­tary Human Extinc­tion Move­ment, whose Web site calls on peo­ple to stop hav­ing chil­dren alto­gether. And now the jour­nal­ist Alan Weis­man has pro­duced, if not a bible, at least a Book of Rev­e­la­tion, “The World With­out Us,” which con­jures up a future some­thing like … well, like the area around Cher­nobyl, the Russ­ian nuclear reac­tor that blew off a cloud of radioac­tive steam in 1986. In a radius of 30 kilo­me­ters, there are no human settlements—just forests that have begun reclaim­ing fields and towns, home to birds, deer, wild boar and moose..

    As far as it goes, the book’s premise sounds like a romp. It might be cool to walk around a big city that had become a ghost town (A fun mural in San Fran­cisco by mural­ist John Wehrle shows how a traf­fic jam minus all the peo­ple would even­tu­ally be a par­adise of flora and fauna — the image at top of this post comes from that mural.)

    The only thing that spoils the fun is, what hap­pens to all the peo­ple? Well, maybe they’ll coop­er­ate and just stop repro­duc­ing, right? The men­tion above of the Vol­un­tary Human Extinc­tion Move­ment (VHEM) is rel­e­vant. A woman who used to be one of my favorite car­toon­ists, Nina Paley, is a VHEM mem­ber and pro­duced this dis­turb­ing lit­tle car­toon man­i­festo for them called “The Stork”:

    Fears of over­pop­u­la­tion aren’t new — Baby Boomers like me might be able to remem­ber when over­pop­u­la­tion was the trendy thing to be hys­ter­i­cal about — the global warm­ing of the 60′s, so to speak. And it’s not new that some peo­ple — animal-lovers and the environmentally-obsessed in par­tic­u­lar, in my expe­ri­ence — end up hat­ing other peo­ple, and even­tu­ally just peo­ple in general.

    What is new is the dark lit­tle cloud gath­er­ing about what should be done. It’s not a good thing for mis­an­thropes to become activists. Peo­ple in the US have been hear­ing for decades that big fam­i­lies are some­how a bad thing for human­ity, and yet it seems that it’s no longer enough just to keep harp­ing on it. So what hap­pens next? What hap­pens if peo­ple in their errant pig­head­ed­ness won’t stop bring­ing chil­dren into the world, and if we can’t col­o­nize other plan­ets, as the author mod­estly pro­poses? Newsweek’s arti­cle hints at that too, but with­out my empha­sis it goes by so fast you’d miss it:

    Weisman’s intrigu­ing thought exper­i­ment is to ask what would hap­pen if the rest of the Earth was sim­i­larly evacuated—not by a nuclear holo­caust or nat­ural dis­as­ter, but by whisk­ing peo­ple off in space­ships, or killing them with a virus that spares the rest of the biosphere.

    Excuse me? I hate to tell a Newsweek guy how to write, but doesn’t that phrase require a lit­tle more expla­na­tion? That alarm­ing propo­si­tion is tossed off as if it were an old cliche rather a global Final Solu­tion. (“Yes, yes, using chem­i­cal war­fare to elim­i­nate the world’s pop­u­la­tion, blah blah blah. Can’t the Newsweek writ­ers come up with any­thing new? Let’s get on to the good part and hear about the wild boar again!”)

    And while I’m nit­pick­ing: “…killing them with a virus…” Who’s “them”? Shouldn’t that be “us”? There aren’t any “them”s in this dis­cus­sion of how to rid the planet of “history’s most dis­rup­tive species,” unless Weisman’s intended audi­ence is my dog (who only reads “Touch­stone”, BTW.)

    So is the goal vol­un­tary extinc­tion or invol­un­tary? Not to split hairs, but I’d like to get that straight, if only because in the era of sec­u­lar attempts at Great Uni­ver­sal Poli­cies, many of the promis­ing the­o­ries began as the first but ended up as the sec­ond (see also: Com­mu­nism). So … if we’re think­ing this would be a vol­un­tary pro­gram, I’d kind of like to see it in writ­ing. Unless we think con­tracts are just another thing that will bliss­fully decay as human beings pass out of creation’s picture.

    What a beau­ti­ful world it will be. Just wish I knew whether I was an “us” or a “them” so I knew whether I’d be around to see it.


    Related posts:

    1. People-animal embryos
    2. Muskrat love, sort of
    3. When famous peo­ple fast
    4. Back here, think­ing about back there
    5. Peo­ple power

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  • RJ 07.20.2007

    As I keep believ­ing, peo­ple like this are of the devil: the devil has hated mankind from the begin­ning and wants noth­ing more than our destruc­tion. Peo­ple like this are so under satan’s spell that they would do the job for him. Noth­ing to me is more indica­tive of men­tal ill­ness than poli­cies, thoughts and acts of self-destruction.

  • Here’s my conun­drum: “Good” depends on the per­ceiver. A “good” envi­ron­ment will be rad­i­cally dif­fer­ent if you’re, say, a wolf or an elk. We, human beings, dis­cuss what is “good,” and it’s clean air, water, sun­shine, an envi­ron­ment that is healthy for human beings (leav­ing God out of the equa­tion for now, because He’s not nec­es­sary for this conun­drum). It’s not the same envi­ron­ment that would be healthy for rats and cock­roaches (which would prob­a­bly miss us when we were gone) or for mos­qui­toes (which prob­a­bly wouldn’t).

    So for the eliminate-the-people move­ment — after the peo­ple are gone, what’s the stan­dard for a “good” envi­ron­ment? The elk, the wolf, the cock­roach? And if there’s no con­scious­ness to deter­mine what’s good, then accord­ing to what is it prefer­able to have any life at all rather than a life­less rock?

    And if a life­less rock is equal to a planet full of life, then what do the “elim­i­nate the peo­ple” activists care what hap­pens to the environment?

    Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once: “Save the planet. Kill your­self.” Harsh, but it’s where the rea­son­ing takes you.

  • If I knew I was going to park next to the car with that bumper sticker, I’d get one that said “You first.”

    Elk, wolf, cock­roach — Well, there you go: It’s all rel­a­tive, really. Which has been the sec­u­lar argu­ment on val­ues for some time. The prob­lem with it, as they’ve had oppor­tu­nity to find out over and over again, is that if EVERYTHING is rel­a­tive and EVERY author­ity should be ques­tioned, then nei­ther you nor the state can tell any­body what to do. Some­how, though, they’re the ones who want to tell *every­one* what to do.

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