Gosh. Can’t they take a joke?
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I’ve been noting the slowly escalating story of Muslims who are infuriated by anti-Muslim cartoons in a Danish newspaper. Predictably, fundamentalist Muslims were not amused (are they ever amused?) by these cartoons that made fun of the prophet Mohammed. And when I say “not amused,” I mean as in a “burning-down-the-embassy” lack of amusement.
It was a culture clash that was bound to happen. Northern Europe has been on the forefront of a European crisis in the making. When Theo van Gogh was murdered in Holland by a Muslim for making a movie critical of the Muslims, the entire country erupted in outrage. They wanted redress. They wanted action. I haven’t heard anything since their attempt to enforce cultural parameters, but I assume they were forced to back down and just keep up the only policy that Europe seems capable of these days — appeasement. Yep, good idea, guys. It’s doing wonders for you in Iran.Well, I don’t know about the rest of the gentle Danish folk, but apparently there were some cartoonists that thought it was all baloney and decided to do what cartoonists do: blow off a little steam with a pen and ink. Are the cartoons that bad? Not to me. (Go here and scroll down to see all twelve.) But they’re enough that Muslims all over Europe and the Middle East have been burning flags and effigies and have posted a ransom for killing the cartoonists.
This will likely end with the entire continent of Europe kissing backside, puckering up prettily with lots of the right language about how important it is not to be insensitive. Mustn’t offend the great and loving peoples who made jihad a household word. Much better — much more sophisticated and Continental — to echo their outrage, pretend mighty dismay that cartoonists would ever, ever be so crass as to think that the founder of their faith could be made the butt of jokes.
And meanwhile, back in these befuddled states, Christians are wondering how much more clear the double-standard could possibly get. We have been treated to every kind of verbal abuse and given the hellfire treatment when we don’t sit still for it. We regularly see Christians held up to ridicule as dangerous fools and thick-headed hypocrites (most recently in that paragon of virtue “Brokeback Mountain,” apparently). We are expected to consider our religion too offensive, tainted and non-inclusive to be allowed to be expressed in schoolrooms, courthouses or other public places. The words “under God” are out of the pledge of allegiance and the designations BC and AD — before and after Christ — to designate the eras of time are increasingly replaced with BCE (Before the Common Era) and CE (Common Era). We’ve had the One we esteem as the Son of God treated with contempt, defiled, reduced to a curse. We’ve been expected to shut up and be good sports when He is mocked again, scourged again — mercilessly and endlessly. We’ve had “The Temptation of Christ” on the screen, and we’ll have “The daVinci Code.” Apparently, Britney Spears is going to play a conservative Christian on “Will and Grace” who hosts a cooking show called Cruci-fixins. An entertainment industry and an art world that are almost bereft of a single original idea can only borrow the strength and power of the Gospel truth to hide their barrenness. They are willing to sacrifice the faith that built our civilization in the hopes of getting just one good belly laugh.
Our little voice crying “Foul!” isn’t likely to be heard. I’m waiting for the next predictable volley — hearing Christian fundamentalists compared to radical Islamists, as if we burn down buildings and riot in the streets all the time. It’s a pendulum that only seems to swing one way. Too bad that overbalances the whole clock, because I’ve been wondering what time it is.
Other (and better) takes on all this over at Get Religion and OrthodoxyToday.org
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Tulips and wooden shoes, that’s the Dutch. In Denmark we are more into marinated heerings and Lego or something like that.
Jakob,
Sooo sorry. Actually, when I came across someone talking about the flag of Denmark, I realized I had goofed and just deleted out the whole reference. Boy, no wonder the UN kicked back my job application.
Marinated herrings, eh? Yuk. But I assume I got the “gentle folk” part right?
Yeah, marinated heerings with onion slices on a good piece of ryebread and a schnaps, then you’re in Denmark.
Gentle? Well, I hope so